ABOUT THE JAM!!

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So what’s so great about jam?
It’s tasty, fruity, sticky & without it cheesy jam (when you dip in cheese in jam) would be lacking in a vital element. Hmm jam should be an element.
So what kind of music do this jam club play?
JAMMY MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens if I’m stranded in another country, find myself in a jammy situation and I don’t speak the language?

Then the jam club can help you.

Here are some useful phrases for you to enjoy:

Es ist Marmalade auf meinem Schnurrbart.
There is jam(that’s right jam, NOT marmalade-don’t be fooled amigos) on my moustache.

Meine Marmalade ist verloren!!!!
My jam is lost.

Wo ist meine Marmalade?
Where is my jam?

Es gibt Marmalade zwischen meinem Bett und meiner Kommode
There is Jam between my bed and my wardrobe  

French

Il y a confiture sur ma moustache.
There is jam on my moustache.

Ou est ma confiture?
Where is my Jam?

Cette femme a vole ma confiture!
That woman stole my jam! (an essentail phrase)